Saturday, February 13, 2010

Wisdom from the bottom of a wine glass

Why I'm not an alcoholic:

I'm not an alcoholic - and not likely to become one - because drinking alone makes me sad. Well, actually drinking makes me want to be around people and be sociable; drinking alone makes me sad because (obviously) I'm not around people.

Who knows, if it weren't for that I might a raging alcoholic. That, and the hangovers :P

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